hola and it's the Fake Poster making an entrance again!

kristie wong is prolly smacking a random Molten volleyball right now, in the smelly Ai Li Hall. hawhaw. seriously, no one ever refers it as Ai Li Hall. but because it's name is so hell cheena, i shall use it to irritate everyone.

smelly smelly smelly. i remembered her wrists were all black and blue in sec one. poor thing ):

today we had langarts, with a stupid movie called The Piano something or other, but i'm changing it to Ciby 2000. oh dear, how crude. HAHAHAHH ONLY THAT WONGBEELONG KNWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

om rehearsal was okey. face paints for everyone except me, because i'm the narrator. then there was art where i paired with hilarey to do self-protraits. damn funny because we had to use ruler to measure the appendages of our face. eeewwww. and a lot of people had replicas of kristie's japenese eyes because apparently SXY and jialing dont knw how to draw.

i want almond shaped eyes very much. grah.

and i want eyelashes like hilarey's, whose eyelashes are so fricking long, you can actually balance a chopstick on them. AND, she gets to save the moolaahhhh on mascara! which i conclude is one of my favourite make-upping toys.

i have a fetish for make-upps. just ask Stupid Sarah. we both do, actually.

SXY is always making me laugh like a chao ahkua, every single day. and she still dares to say that Coreen doesnt have to buy rouge, can save moneyy. because when i laugh, i'm redder than a tomato. or worse, she included that next time got some school pantomime or whatever, i can play the role of a Tomato, saving monehh on face paint ):

i blush! i Blush Badly.

yaii science i earned myself a stupid blister. because i was so engrossed with making the black tube splinter glow again, i put the fire there for a long time. then i stupidly went and hold it. and because it was ubberly hot, it felt cold to the touch, so i happily held it until i felt the hot.

for about 6 seconds. and there's a bumbling blister now.

we baked Banana Muffins today! much to the exasperation of poor Kristie, who has complex issues about bananas. hahahahahhh but she still dares to mash the stinking mottled bananas! bravo! i wouldnt wouch bread for a million buckaroos. oh yes i paired with hillybilly again! hahaha she is a damn good cook can. super. plus while waiting for the muffs to poufff upp, she tells me stupid stories. oh god, that made me laugh so much i wanna stick my head in the oven and bake it.

yay sometimes being short has it's purpose. i cannot see Mrs Lee's muffinning demonstration and my two nicey tall friends boosted me up! wheeeelaaa! and they are kristie and hilarey. kuakuakua i like!

and so it is. the day of the FAKE POSTER COLOUR FROM SAKURA.