bullshite. that tag means NADA. about not posting because it's meee! Coreen Lee Pee Mee on CNN Live!

kristie the imbecile pig gave me her worldwide sought after password for her stale and moulding blog. but actually, mine is in just about the same state. but, ahem, like who gives a damn.

today is boring. we had teekam test. And luckily we didn’t discuss it afterwards- bceuase I find It always give me a stupid nasty headache.

Or worse, a migraine.

And that sucks.

Since this is kristie’s smelly nasty blog, I shall be posting a few unknown truths about her. Ahla, so sad. Because posting about her is never a thing of joy. She’s such a sad thing, merely sitting next to kristie would immediately result in radiation waves of sadness and sorrow emancipating over you, engulfing you in mundane senses. Help. And that is never a nice feeling, as usual.

Joking luuhhhh. Alright. Here goes.

1) I am the fortunate recipient of her numerous cantankerous calls, many of them occurring in the night. Wheeelaaa (: I like! And I frankly would tell you that she never once would start the conversation normally. Oh dear. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Because here’s what she would usually be saying. “Hello is that Miss Coreen Lee from Nanyang Girls’? Oh, this is CC calling about your edusave application form. You are successfully a candidate of the Edusave Bursary.” Oh man. I am mortified here, because I believed that she was some office personnel. And I was like “Huh? Really?” all that, until I heard that familiar cheeky laughter (:
2) She goads people into buying that beegass tube of chocolate coated gummies in Popular sweet shop. Don’t ask me why. Everything she will whine like a small child and ask me to buy for her to eat. That’s what I call a Fetish for Gummies.
3) Someetimes, just to irritate me, she’ll introduce another variety of her versatile voice. A few months earlier, it was the saliva-scream. Man, that seriously got on my nerves. Today it was the gay-nasal-speech.
4) Her brother calls her Ah Wong when he is one himself, much to the pleasure of Coreen Lee, who is grateful to anyone who attempts to irritate her as she is too much of a loser to accomplish the task of Irritating Kirstie.
5) And that is usally because Kristie Wong Sze Ni of 31 Jalan Limau Bali has this appalling knack for turning whatever you say into words which are looking positive for her.
6) Oh dear, says Coreen Lee.