hola poopoo how was Memoirs of A Geisha-ing? except i liked Chiyo more than Sayuri, who happens to be your orangekimono dollie. and you're getting ready for church!

today i woke up at 7am with a horrid running nose so i took medicine, the drowsy one, and slept until 10.40 WHERE ALINA DEARIE CALLED AND WOKE ME UP.

omg i was so guilty can. lol i was supposed to be in school canteen by 10.30am. what the hell ): sorry dear. oh yah my whole family wasnt at home because my dad's outstation in Japan, so my mom's got the car and took the people who for brunch ):

so i had to take taxiiiiiiiii. nehneh.

met alina, cassandra, rensyn, wingyao (how to spell) lydia, eva at the smelly track.
happened to wear unsuitable clothes!
i was gng out to meet my mom for dimsum afterwards!
cass was not please with my top.
alina helped me tightened up.
so fugly looking ):
had to change out of both top and corduroys to Eva's jersey and Cassandra's top and alina's shoe.
which looked like a sampan on my feet.
ahhhhhhhhhhh.
and Eva was "Coreen is so poor thing" about 89541231 times.
and i was like "Eva am i such a bimbo like Liwen?"
LOL.
which is kinda true.
not about me being the bimbo one. it's Liwen.
yaye Cassandra thought i had this super intense face for the filming (track racing).
so she was pleased with me.
like some intense competitor.
i even had the sweat!
told us to think of something angry.
rensyn apparently has nothing angry in her life, lol.
and her shirt didnt like the sticky tape.
mine did!
like some intense competitor.
i even had the sweat!
but the others didnt so Eva took the Nike squeeze and poured water over heads.
poor Rensyn and Wingyao.
HAWHAW.
i got a nice knee skin that looked like a brain from GER GERISAN position.
how to spell?
oh wells.
i realised Eva's very nice lorh, not like stupid liwen said.
very zhao gu meimei (:
got a free drink!
free fats.
yaye later missy's coming over for the barbeque, as well as the entire Yip clan.
which means they will not be going home until around 2pm.
playing mahjong/cards, barbequeing shite stuffs.
like jellyfish and shiitake mushroom!
not to mention seriously saturated streaky bacon.
which happened to be to my liking.
SUNTANNING AGAIN!
goodness the entire hall is bathed in golden sunlight.

i miss my daddy (: so qiao after kristie called last night, my dad called from japan, followed my samantha from poopoo's church.

suntanning! too bad im born white so it'll just peel away.
tomorrow i'm gng to poopoo's house. and then ballet. hm.

STUPID WONGPOOTPOOT DONT DEFAME MY INTELLECTUAL LEVEL I VERY WELL DID GRADUATE FROM KINDEEEE TOOO NEHNEH!



WAH CHIO SEH! i have the uncanny ability to resemble a whore at the tender age of 6.



and kristie, on the other hand, looks like an demure IRRITATING SHU NU. i hate SHU NUS. but this shu nu i like because she is no shu nu now, she is chio bu.
YAH LAH DMIH I KNW BUT PEOPLE TELLS ME SO. i like chio bus, that's why i love myself so much (=

I GOT INSPIRATION TO POST PICTURES!



my first day at kindergarden!



GREG AND ME. so adorable.



SANDRA AND ME! haha. it was my birthday i think.
sandra's my best friend in kindy !! haha.


i graduated from kindy! yes coreen. i know you didnt.



so cute.

you're sick.
and that makes me sad )=
grah.
and the worst thing is-
YOU'RE NOT COMING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
nehneh.
but i think it's fair because i didnt come to school for one day.
and you did well without me!
what does that mean.
but nevermind tomorrow i'll survive!
like Gloria Gayner something or other.
i hope you dont puke your guts out.
because then you knw your bile
is apparently doing something funky.
which the owner doesnt like.
even if you do,
control!
don't let that piece of rice come dribbling out of your nose!
worse still,
that piece of soup horfun you had for lunch.
get well soon bellebelle (:

hilarey pootpoot sent me tha TCIL script. what an angel, ahhaha. byebye i am going to work on both scripts! and hopefully still have time to draw a shitty portrait of myself. kristie says i must stop when ten mirrors crack because of my ugly face, to conserve glass.

meanpok.
sleep early drink lots of water take codeine cough mixture eat strawbeeybeey lozenges on time, kristie.

coreeny the susu pig two.

HELLO kristie wong again invited me to her church yersterday, which was saturday, thank you. so we decided to go shopping before going to church together, and she suggested

Ikea!!!!!!!

because we always said we would go to ikea one fine day and we never ever did. so finally, we went. and i was a whole freaking hour late for poor kristie. which i dont want to explain why, but now i hate all 970s in singapore. and maybe shenton way. and kaypoh street, which i seriously saw. so i blasted 12 bucks on taxi fare to find my way back to stupid ikea.

and i saw her standing there staring out of the window! ahhh she looked to lang bei. which means pathetic. HAHAHAHAH joking lah. her tall self in denims and a black shirt and the blingbling tote which i also have.

not coincidentally, so does Bianca and Bojia. erks.

what the hell. i was so guilty can, i mean waiting for one stupid hour for a fat frump like me. i bet she was angry. ARE YOU ANGRY, KRISTABELLE?

alright, she said yes.

so we went up to the second floor, and i was extremely flustered like a chicken with it's head recently chopped offfff. and she kept telling me to relax but i was guilty okey. ah. nehneh. sorrry baby.

i decided i want to be an ahsoh and so i skipped out and took a nice trolley! and conveniently forgot to take a yellow ikea bag. so stupid. oh yes and according to kristie, i did a lot of stupid things that day.

like how she told me to go into the other section, so i obeyed and turned, but i turned into the wrong corner and pushed the entire trolley into a display section room. so stupid can. and embarrassing. and that girl laughed at me )=

and then i saw which crabby cushion on a small kiddy chair, and it look pouffious, so i bent and picked it up. cause i wanted to huggy it. and then, the entire kiddy chair came up with the cushion.

actually, the cushion was attatched to the chair. she saw and she laughed too.

i liked the colourful snake very much. but i didnt buy it!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. what an ass. but we did buy the 12 colourful boxes and the colourful Blimp Box! hohohohohoho. which i think hilarey has it too. so now we all havehavehave.

kristie picked up this coral blue thingey which was an octopus and she wouldnt let go. so she kept on playing with the tendrils like a complete baby. HAHAHAH JOKING LUHHH.

i am very good and navigating and skateboarding on the trolley. and kristie is not very good at towing me along, so sometimes i accidentally bump the pointy part on the ass, and pretend that that's because it's very crowded.

we saw many nicey mirrors! and the mirrors were nicey because my face was there. but stupid she has to say that they all would crack )=

bought stuffs, and split the moolahh, and went to anchor point to eat and KFC. and i washed my hands and when i came back there were three pieces of popcorn crumbs floating in my ice milo. what an asss!!!! and i wanted to dunk the crumbs in her cup but she has the lid on. GRAH. so i pulled them out and ate them and washed my hands and came back and

THERE WERE THREE MORE POPCORN CRUMBS IN MY MILO!!!!

so i took them out and ate them most disgustingly and washed my hands again and when i came back

THERE WERE THREE MORE POPCORN CRUMBS IN MY MILO!!!!

like that for about 89512351 times. oh dear.

went to kristie's house. and changed into my leotard, because the last time i rushed back to ballet i havent changed, and had to change in the studio behind the stage curtains, so embarrassing. and joylynn was threatening to throw open the curtains.

came out with ballet tights, and kristie mother laughed at me and said "where's your TOOTTOOT?"

lol was damn funny okey. because she meant tutu, so this proves that LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER is true.

went to church. and it was great, much better than the first time, where i dont knw a single person but kristabelle. ah. which doesnt help much, actually. no luh just joking.

i met sue ean, after hearing so much about her. and she wanna shake my hand HAHAHAH SO WEIDA. only shaked her hand with the left hand and i said sorry and changed to the right hand, so stupid again. and i conclude that she and kristabelle are damn similar. ahhahah. as in total lame shites. only in a much nicer way. and her eyes are nice too. sheesh-

mugiinth byebyebqwkfnqekf

yucks i wonder when did stupid kristie become of book-inclined. AH.

STUDY STUDY HARDER!

hahaha but it's true lah, i got the lowest in class for maths, i think. no. i'm sure of it. liwen was so shocked at my marks, and she was desperately thinking of ways to console me. but i was so mean, i told her to shut up and tell me her marks.

which was 43/50!

hurray friday sucks like hell. because i didnt exactly talk to anybody the whole day because i hated first period. oh wells. so it carried on sucking for the whole day until after lunch, which was Quill time!

me and kristie sat beside each other and nicole and hilarey sat beside each other! so i could see hilarey cry and kristie could see me cry. which i did, actually. only i laid my head on my arms so the teardrop would land on my arm.

KRISTIE WAS BEING STUPID, SHE WAS CRANING TO SEE A TEAR DROP!

WHEEELAAAAAAAA GUESS WHERE AM I GOING LATER?

when i get to heaven, i must tell them that i am coreen (=
ah, you'd prolly say that then they wont let me in )=
every time like that.

oh man. one week passes so fast! its like friday already. there's two chinese tests,one science test and on history test. ms chong says that the science test is prety hard! i mean if she has to think about the question for quite some time, and yet not get hte full answer, that WE REALLY MUST STUDY STUDY HARDER! mr chiang promptly postponed our math presentation which WE HAVENT TOUCHED to next week after all our tests. how nice. and we figured out something about him. ((: HAHA. im gna blog at leeahkwai's blog now!

RULES WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE.

1. no talking halfway.always finish your sentences.(or you will get treatment from me, like coreenLEE! )
2. always pick up the call after the first ring! ((:
3. never ever laugh and talk, cus you will sound stupid. -i just made that up
4. dont ever be like coreen and try to make the person forget what she is talking about.

HELLO! im at my WEIDA daddy's office now. typing my home ECONS essay. my computer blew up on me. and TADA. for five days im stuck with totally NO internet access.and that's why i had to come here to use his computer. and im in his office PRIVATE ROOM. its super cool! with his beeeg chair that can swivel and lean back. I LIKE! and its surrounded by pictures of US. as in my MUMMY! my sistah! and my brother. in our younger days! although im still very young! (: i shall have an office of my own next time!

oh anyway.the past few posts were by coreenlee. who is in kuantan now TRYING very HARD to get a tan. when actually she cant eh!

alright! happy easter everyone! ((:
good friday rocks :D both the day and what i did! WE WENT ICE SKATING! COJ i mean. it was FAB. yes! i know how to skate better than the last time. kuakua. coreenlee is jealous.cus i didnt ask her along! but i prolly would have if she was in spore.she's part of COJ you knw! and the pictures we took were fantastic! way way fantastic. neos too! haha. sydnie looks like a ghost! haha. so she says. SUE EAN MUST TRY TRY TRY TO ICE SKATE! haha.sctually she can! with the help of elisha,georgie,sydnie and meeee! ((: sammie too! and the winner of the "fall down the most times" goes to sue ean. you cant believe how she was screaming in the ive skating ring when she was trying NOT to fall, and her poor jeans were drenched wet. kuakua.((:

alright. im dying. science quiz tmr,home econs research, math and geog test on tues. ergh.coreenlee how do manage to sneak off one WHOLE weekend to go kuantan for tanning?! aw man. dont forget my sand. it must be from the cleanest part of the beach, which is the part YOU HAVE NOT STEPPED ON! ((:

IM GOING! tada!

oh no my parents made this stupid rule everyone in the house must be in bed by nine lights will be switched off what a bummer i was planning to rush through revision and home econs individual research paper mother day essay maths and geog packing stupid luggage digging out coral blue bikini finding Skeleto (for mozzie bites) and banana boat (for suntanning) collecting deeveedees for car trip finding stuffs to irritate my brothers with oh dear oh dear oh dear all because we are leaving the house at three in the morning.

are you back from Ai Li Hall, babe?

all i want for christmas is YOUUUHOOOOOO!
and you and you and you and you, and of course, a new brain.
Coronary Heart Disease is really quite cool, like Enduophlus Nerviur Syndrome. which i made up (:

maybe i really do like Market Bras with brandnames like Fooklam. Or Shui Zhang, or even Mai Zhe. with the beegass Made In China tag blown-up so big, it prominantly sits of your buttcrack for the world to see.

and maybe i'm really a Dumbo. with big knotty ears.

and maybe i need a new brain for christmas, courtesy of Kristie (:

maybeing is fun! teeeheeeeesssssss.

i promised a certain someones that i will bring back a grain of sand from Kuantan. two people, actually. ahahahahhahhahaahhhhhh. yucks breast cancer has so little information.

Faker Poster says byebye, and have a nice life <3

hola and it's the Fake Poster making an entrance again!

kristie wong is prolly smacking a random Molten volleyball right now, in the smelly Ai Li Hall. hawhaw. seriously, no one ever refers it as Ai Li Hall. but because it's name is so hell cheena, i shall use it to irritate everyone.

smelly smelly smelly. i remembered her wrists were all black and blue in sec one. poor thing ):

today we had langarts, with a stupid movie called The Piano something or other, but i'm changing it to Ciby 2000. oh dear, how crude. HAHAHAHH ONLY THAT WONGBEELONG KNWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

om rehearsal was okey. face paints for everyone except me, because i'm the narrator. then there was art where i paired with hilarey to do self-protraits. damn funny because we had to use ruler to measure the appendages of our face. eeewwww. and a lot of people had replicas of kristie's japenese eyes because apparently SXY and jialing dont knw how to draw.

i want almond shaped eyes very much. grah.

and i want eyelashes like hilarey's, whose eyelashes are so fricking long, you can actually balance a chopstick on them. AND, she gets to save the moolaahhhh on mascara! which i conclude is one of my favourite make-upping toys.

i have a fetish for make-upps. just ask Stupid Sarah. we both do, actually.

SXY is always making me laugh like a chao ahkua, every single day. and she still dares to say that Coreen doesnt have to buy rouge, can save moneyy. because when i laugh, i'm redder than a tomato. or worse, she included that next time got some school pantomime or whatever, i can play the role of a Tomato, saving monehh on face paint ):

i blush! i Blush Badly.

yaii science i earned myself a stupid blister. because i was so engrossed with making the black tube splinter glow again, i put the fire there for a long time. then i stupidly went and hold it. and because it was ubberly hot, it felt cold to the touch, so i happily held it until i felt the hot.

for about 6 seconds. and there's a bumbling blister now.

we baked Banana Muffins today! much to the exasperation of poor Kristie, who has complex issues about bananas. hahahahahhh but she still dares to mash the stinking mottled bananas! bravo! i wouldnt wouch bread for a million buckaroos. oh yes i paired with hillybilly again! hahaha she is a damn good cook can. super. plus while waiting for the muffs to poufff upp, she tells me stupid stories. oh god, that made me laugh so much i wanna stick my head in the oven and bake it.

yay sometimes being short has it's purpose. i cannot see Mrs Lee's muffinning demonstration and my two nicey tall friends boosted me up! wheeeelaaa! and they are kristie and hilarey. kuakuakua i like!

and so it is. the day of the FAKE POSTER COLOUR FROM SAKURA.

bullshite. that tag means NADA. about not posting because it's meee! Coreen Lee Pee Mee on CNN Live!

kristie the imbecile pig gave me her worldwide sought after password for her stale and moulding blog. but actually, mine is in just about the same state. but, ahem, like who gives a damn.

today is boring. we had teekam test. And luckily we didn’t discuss it afterwards- bceuase I find It always give me a stupid nasty headache.

Or worse, a migraine.

And that sucks.

Since this is kristie’s smelly nasty blog, I shall be posting a few unknown truths about her. Ahla, so sad. Because posting about her is never a thing of joy. She’s such a sad thing, merely sitting next to kristie would immediately result in radiation waves of sadness and sorrow emancipating over you, engulfing you in mundane senses. Help. And that is never a nice feeling, as usual.

Joking luuhhhh. Alright. Here goes.

1) I am the fortunate recipient of her numerous cantankerous calls, many of them occurring in the night. Wheeelaaa (: I like! And I frankly would tell you that she never once would start the conversation normally. Oh dear. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Because here’s what she would usually be saying. “Hello is that Miss Coreen Lee from Nanyang Girls’? Oh, this is CC calling about your edusave application form. You are successfully a candidate of the Edusave Bursary.” Oh man. I am mortified here, because I believed that she was some office personnel. And I was like “Huh? Really?” all that, until I heard that familiar cheeky laughter (:
2) She goads people into buying that beegass tube of chocolate coated gummies in Popular sweet shop. Don’t ask me why. Everything she will whine like a small child and ask me to buy for her to eat. That’s what I call a Fetish for Gummies.
3) Someetimes, just to irritate me, she’ll introduce another variety of her versatile voice. A few months earlier, it was the saliva-scream. Man, that seriously got on my nerves. Today it was the gay-nasal-speech.
4) Her brother calls her Ah Wong when he is one himself, much to the pleasure of Coreen Lee, who is grateful to anyone who attempts to irritate her as she is too much of a loser to accomplish the task of Irritating Kirstie.
5) And that is usally because Kristie Wong Sze Ni of 31 Jalan Limau Bali has this appalling knack for turning whatever you say into words which are looking positive for her.
6) Oh dear, says Coreen Lee.