Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn't?

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office [laughs] Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac! [laughs]

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"

Kristie: morningggg. (Using bimbo voice)
Coreen: morningggg. (Using bimbo voice)
Kristie: sounds familiar?Coreen: well I hope it does. But anyway,
Kristie: ever wondered how you can look like a totally different person?
Coreen: and I mean totally different.
Kristie: well, now you can.
Coreen: with a bit of powder here and there.
Kristie: and there and here
Coreen: in just a few seconds, you can look like this!* Actually we don’t look amazing.
Haha.
Kristie: amazing isn’t it?
Coreen: but if you really do consider the professional way of changing your face,
Kristie: we suggest you watch this movie-white chicks.
Coreen: hiiiiiii. I’m tiffany and marcus.
Kristie: I’m Brittany and kevin.Coreen: we’re the Beverly ho -billies
Kristie: from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Coreen: I’m basically the one that follows all of Kevin’s crazy ideas. He comes up with some stupid idea and I'm dumb enough to go along with it. And look where it’s got me, I lost my wife and my job because of him.
Kristie: I admit, I’m the crazy one who came up with the idea of turning ourselves into white women and pretending to be Tiffany and Britney Wilson.
Coreen: you got me into a lot of trouble. And made me go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer Kristie: you’re going to thank me.
Coreen: okay, I am. His brilliant idea worked in the end and we got our jobs back, busted the right person, and I got my wife back.
Kristie: Told you it was a good idea. And so, it all went well.
Coreen: and we’ve got a bunch of really cool friends. Tori, Lisa and Karen.
Kristie: we go SHOPPING together.
Coreen: they’re a bunch of really amazing people.
Kristie: Tori, she's a really good friend you know. She got us an interview with denise porter, its not just denise porter. Its THAT denise porter.
Coreen: squeeze me! I totally dig tori!
Kristie: and karen! That darling!
Coreen: oh yes! She’ a really sweet person. She was like, so totally drooling all over this ho guy, Heath something-or-other, but he turns out to be a one-over. What a fake-o. But in the end Karen stood up to him and turned him down! and you punched him, Brittany! Hahahahhhh!Kristie: I did? Oh my goodness, im so proud of myself.
Coreen: and Lisa! She’s always there for us!
Kristie: totally. Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy. I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.
Coreen: oh britney! That’s so-o lisa!
Kristie: I know!
Coreen: we hate the Vandergeld sisters.
Kristie: the theme of hate.
Coreen: they’ve been our sworn enemies since we were young.
Kristie: oh no.
Coreen: oh yes.
Kristie: they, like totally suck.
Coreen: Oh Brittany, that’s so crude, how could you say a thing like thatttt!
Kristie: you were thinking it!
Coreen: yeah, but you said it! Oh but I was thinking it, yeah
Kristie: they called us the ho-billies of hamptons, but in truth, they are like, so totally broke.
Coreen: yeah and daddy cares so much about his face, he didn’t even tell his pets about the Martha Stewart bankruptcy.
Kristie: Yeah, so much for face.
Coreen: Mmmhmm, so totally right. Oh Brittany, is my face powder, like, still on?
* give you a horrendous pat of powder.
Coreen: you’re always so nice to give me a touchup for my face powder. Awww
.*gives you THAT SMILE.
Coreen: Stop that, Brittany, that’s really enough! That’s Chanel’s 2way cake foundation, The top of the Make-up line, oh-sooooo, expensive!
Kristie: What’s gotten into you? We’re rich!
Coreen: But remember what happened to the Vandergeldsons? They used up so much of their embezzeled funds holding crap parties like the Hampton’s reception and POOOOF! They’re bankrupt!
Kristie: Not just bankrupt, Martha Stewart Bankdrupt!
Coreen and Kristie: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!
Coreen: I told you so, don’t use so much of my Chanel!
Kristie: For goodness sake, Tiffany, it’s just any other compact.
Coreen: It’s not just a compact, it’s the compact!
Coreen and kristie: It’s CHANEL!!!!BITCH LAUGH.
Kristie: tiffany! You know what. Its time to go SHOPPING! For our hampton’s party!
Coreen: LAUGH!*normal voice.
Kristie: cant get enough of the humorous jokes of brittany and tiffany wilson?
Coreen: want more of those jokes?
Kristie: want more of that laughter.
Coreen: then go watch this movie. Fully packed with laughter and jokes to fill you up with laughter.
Kristie+coreen: THANK YOU!
LAUGH.CURTSIE.

thats our langarts script, oh man. it was so funny lah! (:
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