school's boring.
school funfair's this sat, and im missing church.

cell outing was funny! i will blog someother day. but here's the pics!


those huge huge fishballs.




the cheesy hotdog, stuck in a bucket of sweet and salty popcorn.



sue ean?

YOOHOO! hahaha.

i am so dead.
i havent done SIA.
i havent studied geog.
i am dead.

hahaha. (:
go spain!

yo hoho and a MERRY-OHHHHHH!
havent been in here for ages.
and ages and ages.

poor alittlebitof-funk.blogspot.com

hahahhhhh mom cass ahhui daddy have all gone out, leaving me and stinky minlun at home. except no one rlly calls him minlun but minlooney because it's funny and he rlly is a complete looney.

supervising Looney's bathtime just now, singing Shakira's Hips Dont Lie while dancing randomly in my mom's huge full-length mirror in the bathroom. i think Looney got a bit irritated, but nevermind. oh and the mirror didnt break, hahahhh, so there (=

me and Looney found this ratty old strawhat in the storeroom just now, it's like super extremely gross and horrible. with a lovely brown ribbon with white polka dots on the smelly old strawhat. if you come my house i may shown it to you to allow ogling at it's ugliness.

it's on my head now.

bought a new colour of nail polish for 8.90, some japanese brand. freakozoid, the pale pink has turned a weird shade of orange. my toes look like Fruitips now.

did you knw Skittles came up with a new flavour?
it's Smoothies!
cool man, Orange Julius in a packet.
i need a packet, i think.

oh, and i want a purse clutch because sometimes my bags do not match my outfits.
and it's smalllllllllllllll.

SO BORING, ME AND LOONEY ALONE.
and i rained suddenly so just now i made him run out to the patio to collect the assortment of bras and panties.
so amusing.

haha.
church was super funny lah.
i brought sue ean's bolster.
and i think 2748934 people asked me why i brought it. HAHA. (:
then.
i promised sue ean sancha.
the ego type.
so i brought a whole NEW packet of 8.
haha.
then sydnie came back from hongkong.
and bought us SANCHA.
sunflower brand.
pckt of 8 too.
so funny lah. it was like 16 packets of sancha.
and we finished it all.
(:

oh and there was banana game.
the pictures were gross.

told you it was gross. (:
and i have a video of the cleaning up.
haha. its blur.

im supposed to be on the phone now?
haha :D
but my mum's using it. so i shall wait.
and she seems to be rather talkative (:
hahaha. so coreen, so sorry.
may not be able to call you today!

and this indian or malay person called me today.
and i thought it was a prank call from someone i knew.
we pranked people during chalet mahh.
and i was telling the person on the phone.
"eh, dont play already lah.
i know its prank calling. "
HAHA. :D
i feel dumb.
but the person eventually and probably also
thought i was mad,
and put down the phone.

im back :DD!

haha. laughing is fun.
that was random! (:

BYEBYE everyone!
im going for CAMP STORM. (:

sue ean's going to kope my EGO sancha!
hahaha.

lalalalalalalalalalalaa. fabbity fabfabfab.

i mean sloughing all of my 47 kg (i just weighed myself, i lost a whole!) self around the house, with absobloodylutely nothing on my mind.

NOTHING, i tell you.

this is just one of my wheeelaa days.
the episode of Da ChangJin we lost turned out to be a complete whopper.
exhilarating!
i may be falling in love with Min Zheng Hao.
the handsome devil.

then again,
what's new.

and before that, i graciously called ms kristie wong the siao ting tong.
hey, it even rhymes, you knw.
except now she's been irritating me,
i shall be calling her Nauseating K. Wong.
oh, dont get me wrong.
she rlly is a laugh.
a huge laugh.
and that's why i like calling Nauseating K. Wong so much.

neeway Nauseating K.Wong was being nauseating on the phone again.
couldnt rmbr how much i laughed since school let out.
oh wells.
the little pleasures of life.
can be TRUCKLOADS in my wheeelaa days, you see.

me and my old Dad watching Greys Anatomycurrently.
fugly good show, i tell you.
some mad loony ate four razor blades,
and she yelled for mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"I WANT MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM, NOT ROCKY ROAD, YOU GET IT, ROCKY ROAD SUCKS. MINT. A GALLON, I'M STARVIN'."

yahahahahahhhhhhhh!
frikkin ravin loony.

ps: my old dad has a fetish for Cui Shang Gong (the older, evil woman.) roflmao.

bloody fantastic, all this Desaru-ing.
i am once again in my villa, having craftily nicked Uncle Desmond's lappie.
and blogging!

while he is playing beach soccer something-or-other with my old dad.

oh yes, kristie.
i wont even bother to delete that post.
you complete nitwit.
because i know you so well,
your astonishing stubbornosity will only repost it.

IT WAS THE YEAR 2004, MY IMBECILE DARLING.
I WAS DELUDED WITH THE NUMBER OF BOYS TRYING TO JIO ME.
BELLISIMA COREEN, WITH ALL HER LES GARCONS FAWNING OVER HER.
AND MY 2004 TESTIS IN FRIENDSTER WILL JUST ABOUT PROVE IT.

so there, you twat.
but i forgive you because you are my gorgeous italian boyfriend.
all MINE.
mine mine mine miney miney mineeeee!

whatever. anyway. tanning, eating, ice-creaming, drinking numerous stems of cocktails, sliding down the waterfall slide like a complete idiot, standing on the waterfall boulders screaming "I AM TARZAN THE MONKEY MAN!" and jumping into the blue pool, wearing of halter swimsuit, nicked mom's Gucci shades and pretending to be an angmoh on the beach, banana boating through the blue sea, jetskied with my old dad, watched my old dad and uncle desmond parasailing, watched fireflies, drank loads of Cadbury Hot Chocolate, rode a horse named Jack, had a twitty monkey scampering across my toe in the fruit farm, stained my tanktop with mangosteen juice, bullied Vermin Vanessa into covering my legs with sand like a mermaid, touched an ostrich's beak, watched the sunset, watched the sunrise, danced on the beach with lee zhaohui, and piggybacked my little piggy out to the sea to jump waves.

oh, my darling lao ah hui loved jumping waves with me.
with old me, his beloved er jie.

to think he almost drowned.
i shall not elaborate, my old dad gets pissed when we discuss ):
tres touche.

oh kristie ah, i'm coming back tonight. early or late, depends whether me and cassandra whined enough for all of us to visit Jusco! in the city. heard it's beegassed and it has a Roxy boutique! yeahha! you pray i convince The Olds to drive us there, if not you wont be getting any presents, apart from measly dirty sands, on account of Desaru having no shopping districts.

oh, poo. old mom says we are most prolly driving through straight. on account of wanting to beat the traffic. nonsense, during security checks they dont even bother to check the insides, seeing how many familish people are inside. bleu.

i know my mother wants to catch tonights DA CHANGJIN. we lost the disc of today's episode.
pray we will be able to go Jusco!

will call you tonight.
you bloody well know you miss me, valentino.
say it.
rarrrrr.
loves and loves and more loves.
tcha!

HELLO COREEEN! (: ):
no, i dont miss you.
yes, i want my sand?
no, you dont have a nice copper tan.
yes, the crab must have bitten you.
no, you're going to peel like a lobster.
yes, please go see you blog!
www.gothic-grunge.blogspot.com
i posted!

LOVE, kristie

HELLOO. today was fun :D! anyway. i think i was supposed to be down for the CIP thingy, but i serviced my phone and i didnt receive themessage till todayy so it was too late late late. ohman. sorry to that person.

anyway. church was fun! haha. the message was particularly meaningful today. about the end coming and all. it rlly woke me up, and so scary to think about it. sue ean almost crieddd. she also almost cried when the video for the mission trip was shown. haha. i think im gonna sign up when im in sec four. i think mission trips are meaningful. okayy. i use that word alot. (: cell was fun! sue ean sydnie and me tried to squeeze into the space outside PA room in hall two. sue ean wanted to FEEL slimm. nonsense. but we STILL MANAGED TO! with a little squishing here and there. and she ate alot of my EGO sancha. hahaha. she was superr ego today. just kidding. aww dont cry dont cry!

cell. we had soccer! with a badge, and WOAH. it was different from last wk. last wk's was so gentle. actually half the time we were laughing on the floor, this week super hiong. with sydnie. HAHA. showdown btwn gerogie and sydnie. oh then sydnie came up with this game. sit on a chair and lie on the person on your left in one circle, feet 90 degrees flat on the floor. then she will pull the chair out. okay, it was fun. georgie gave me an osim head massage with her knees, which are particularly bony. oh oh, we also played volleyball with the duckie, but i think it ended up going to chapteh, then to any part of the body also can hit the duckie. poor duckkkieee.

anyway. TOMORROW's GDOP! global day of prayer. I LIKEEE! (: but my sister's going china with her school, leaving at night. so im gonna send her off, and im gonna miss herr!

HELO. im having mr moodswingey now. ): i want vball chalet. haha. longer the next time. but there's rlly alot to blog about. and im lazy!

and haha. liwen will be asking me about gregory goh. actually she already asked leepeemee. but hahah! (:

and leepeemee. ifyou see this while tanning in desaru. pls note:

1. you cant stay out in the sun!- you will peel all you tan off. with potent aloe vera
2. dont wear a bikini- nothing nice to show.
3. dont try to play beach vball although its cool.- it'll make you look like a fool.(:

currently, i have to do ALOT of things.
1. settle the thingy with STEPHANIE tan. (: leepeemee knows who.
2. do the geog thingy. i think it was lead/unleaded petrol, exhaust fumes, gas something and the last one no matter how many times leepeemee said it over the phone. i just couldnt hear it. (: maybe the phone doesnt like it. HAHA.this isnt making any sense.
3. bring leepeemee to GSS. open her eyes to many things and get her to buy me smthng.
4. treat val to ice cream. she treated me today. (: and plus she says i need to treat her more cus she was there to help me talk to stephanie tan. hahaha.
5. sleep.
6. continue with the 8am jog.
its working pretty well.
maybe sometimes i wake up late and decide not to go.

BYEEE!!

now you see her.





now you dont.





MMM.





get it? we love satay sticks!













AFTER BATH! (:





BOOOO!





cherie almost cracked her camera!





stingy.saving$.normal.spendthrift





night time.





me and my hamburger





siti and me.



haha. we came up with new names for everyone!

cherie-fatimah (farts and loves in bukit timah)
rensyn- franky foo
tingshan-fernapple
congzhi-eunice or CONGRUI!
michelle-denise
cheryl-gillian
steph-amylim
hazel-amy
hsiu chin- babara
me- shitylang (apparently that means a person who shits
and lives in geylang!)

hahaha. Q-01!