Monday, May 29, 2006

hey my shu nu!
why havent you've blogged?
and when is your vball camp and bintan and YM camp whatevers?
and i added testis but not all go see i'll add finish another time,
and meanwhile,

enjoy your holidaysssss <3
ps: i'm gng to a ulu place called Desaru and i have no frikkin idea what's it gna be like, only it has NO shopping district, only miles and miles of beach, and we have rented a beach house/villa thingeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which means = TANNING.
do you know what's Desaru, baby? on account of how dense you are, it's NO.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

ahahahh i saw kristie's new hair.
yeah, kinda like a japanese doll, but i didnt expect it to be so short.
i have no more urge to french braid my friend's hair anymore.
this sucks.
but not the hair, though.
cool, with a dash of her own personality, i guess.
only not HER'S, it's the Storm guy.

today i went out with that ditzy liwen. and gng out with her is always hell fun. but half the time she is talking about gregory. Lord help us. we pass by Super Cuts and saw this ultra hot japanese guy with great gorgeous hair.

Liwen: OMG! that totally looks like gregory goh.

Coreen: Huh? ARRREEEEE YYOOOOUUUU SUUUURRREEE?!?!?!?

Liwen: OMGGGG! you mean he is more handsome that the guy?! i didnt know you were so nice! (squeals so loudly in delight)

Coreen: i've never seen someone so goondosamy as you. people would know that i mean that GG is more uglier, hello. but not the goondosamy beside me.

Liwen: what's goondosamy?

i cannot stand that ditzy girl. she seriously, truthfully, honestly thought i was saying that are you sure GG is as ugly as that guy. like hell, my dear (:

Coreen: babe, you're so naive.

Liwen: what's naive?

oh wow. slap me.

today during assembly that tooty kristie was making fun of me, as usual. mdm Mak suddenly screamed out "thank you, julia!".

kristie: OH! i shall add more to your family list, instead of only Amy Lim as your sister, Julia shall be your new one.
kristie: yeah, Julia, Juliet and Julie.
kristie: Julia makes better cakes, Juliet who likes Romeo, and Julie..

Coreen: Julie what???

kristie: Julie, Bakes Better Biscuits.

i thought i was gng to die of laughter.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite shite

I ABSOFRIKKINGLUTELY CANNOT WAIT FOR MONDAY.

1. it's sabbaticals week!
2. i'm in the same Sabs as shu nu and nicole and devanshi, i think!
3. i get to learn about some shit philosophy (maybe it's good luhh).
4. i get to do chinese drama.

FIFTLY: MY SHU NU CUT A JAPANESE-STYLED HAIR AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE IT TO SEE IT TO SEE IT TO SEE IT TO SEE IT TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH. cannot wait cannot wait. oh wells. she has a fringe, or so i've heard. oi, better take pictures at the Oriental and post it here, you nehneh. you're prolly eating you're way through the fabulous 10-course dinner now!
eat more.
i feel absolutely fat standing next to you.
oh yes, call me when you see this, which is tomorrow okey?
today was hell boring at home.
and it got worse knowing you are partying away.
and,
you are gng for drinks session later tonight!
how much better off can you be.
than poor old me.
except
stay away from the high-level alchoholic content!
i do not want you to get all hot and flushed and..
maybe get raped.
no salty Margaritas for you!
and no Bloody Maries for you too!
drink something that suits you.
like Qoo.
YAHAHAHAHAHHH!
Qoo my arse!
no luuh, just joking.
i know you're drinks session is a formal one.
hope your father's cousin daughter whatever have a blissful marriage!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

ALRIGHT. ive added coreenlee to the member list of my blog, so whatver she posts will be a different name. hahaa. so many people thought what she was posting was what i was posting. so, its easier this way!

and shucks.
i have loads to do.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

hahhahhhh today i divorced mr moodswinggey, but there we sometimes he crawled back to me. irritating piece of shit.

today was fun.
fun is good.

erks i have stupid ballet today. i almost forgot until my mommy reminded me most naggishly.

speaking about dance, today at dance studio it was such a bloody turn off. yuckyuckyuck. the stupid lollysucking sucker ): what a slut, as in, her kookoo style of dancing. devanshi and kristie were hell appalled.

the bball jiaolian thought kristie was super good in bball. wow.

too bad, babe, she's in volleyy spiking and setting her way through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU PROMISED TO SHOW ME SETTING WHATEVER.
CHEAT MY FEELINGS AGAIN.
AND MY DANCE IS AT 7.45 TO 9.15, CALL AT 9.30 OKEY?

i walked home and suddenly thought of kristabelle's irritating face and voice singing the Chicken Little song "I know what you want, what you rlly rlly want" and i couldnt stop smiling and laughing to myself and i realised i was laughing and looking straight into the eye of this poly guy, and he said "SIAO" right in my face.

maluatinggggggggggggg.

Monday, May 15, 2006

my new husband shall be mr moodyswinggey! cos he loves me but seriously, i he's not my cup of tea. or milo. or milk. whatever. mr moodyswinggey.

hhahahahhhhh i got kristabelle sitting next to mighty me! kuakuakua. of course she'll benefit more, than me, that is. just joking. because today i was moodyswinggey, i didnt rlly play with poor old her in class. then there's stupid chinese comprehension which i just couldnt concentrate so i stayed in class after school to complete ):

oh yah ahhahh i went to help xinyu you photocopy the langarts content page and i saw that pootypie in the outdoor court whatever! with the kneeguards and all. hell funny. because i never get to see her in her ahem, COOL attire but she sneaks peeks at me wearing a stupid frumpy leotard and makes fun of it.

but then the outfit is cute. grah )=

i watched pirates of the carribean.
i feel like crying.
i dont like it.
halfway through the show i almost fell asleep thinking of school stuffs.
but why does so many people like it so much?
like kristie, who claims she could watch it over and over without getting sick.
i got sick halfway through the bloody show.
hilarey warned me though- she knws i hate skeletons and pirates and curses and blood.
and of course,
swordplay.
yeahyeah yadayada, it's an art form.
so what.
the CLIANG CLIANG CLIANG gives me a headache.

hightime: When elizabeth jumps off the gangplank, yay! cos she got Will ready to lay his life down for stupid beegass-boobied her, stupid highclass-hag. but i knw it's her corset, awwww.

lowtime: anytime Will tightens up his linen top, stupid man. belle knws i'm aspiring to touch someone's six pads, ooooh, gimme a piece of that heaven!

but i dont like it. at all. and stupid hilarey nicole and kristie all say must watch must watch, WATCH GE PI ARH! not nice. grah. ahahhh i was quite turned off, when they started slicing eliz hand, opened my funky bottle of nail varnish! courtesy of belle, who got it red sparklies. like my hairband. now my toes are red and sparklie!

jealous? whatever. last night i got home from ballet and wanted to pack stupid math file. so i did pack, and packed my roooom!


my dumpy beddie with all the shites on it. folders, asses, dividers, whatnots ):




hahahhhhh i bet nicole the nincompoop misses my Mo Xiao Ling (the pink fish) so much! but it's much safer in my room. FINALLY NEAT OKEY. yeah kristie's bottle of aloe gell which i never remember to return. i shall do it immediately after this. but she never uses the computer so who cares (:




the wonderscrumptiumtious magic boxes from Ikea! i filled them up with dingdongs like chokers and necklaces and popup glue and earrings and the biggest orange one has PADS ahhahhh who gives a damn.



hawhaw the my birthday note from belle.




and the glittery hotpink paper mache pointe shoe! totally brings out my estrogen, baby (:

the samsui woman box! hahahh people at cd were jealous because i only had on Qian Hong performance and i got a samsui box from my friend. nehneh THAT'S COS IT'S MEEEE!


and the ENCOURANGMENT NOTE. my arse. there's like this pin and needle because apparently she thought i'd split my pants. rlly. it happened on that day i went to perform for NYPS. my goodness kristie's rlly this voodoo doll.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

HELLO to all my faithful readers. haha. ((:

today was superr funny. I LIKE CSM! haha. so fun to run. but i think i malu-ed myself running so slowly. the stupid cough was so irritating. and i was coughing and running so slow lah! ): boo. hoho. kelly congzhi tingshan and i went around telling people the hair joke. i think i pulled out 5 strands just to tell the joke. haha. yangyi's reaction was super funny. she was like " where's the air?" hahahhaha. i shall try it on some on some other people! haha. we also have a ball joke too. all courtesy of the curly club. in which rensyn chairs! ((: kelly congzhi me hsiuchin cheryl are in it! * (:
i'm just so proud of my shu nu who won a fantastic medal at the annual sports meet today. she's so cool (: and she's sick somemore!I AM PROUD OF YOU KRISTIE.

will upload the pictures later, after alina releases them and when nicole hilary and shiyu gets home to kop too. i am happy and contented after a nice short nap in alina's cosy home! that i danced around and laughed and played with the girls.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

my name is coreen lee peemee but i would rlly like to be called Lilly Lee Lili.
oh man that was hell passe, but it brought back sec one memories.
which i would not like to dwell on if not i'll be a life-walking cliche.

and i would like to announce that I AM SICK!
hurrah.
slight fever of a pathetic 37.7 degrees, but i'm freezing inside. so i'm in my stinking pink peejays. looking like a complete primary school girl. ew. and i am thinking of skipping school tomorrow, but it's not even an option okey, because apparently, my shu nu has developed a bad problem of setting her GANG on me.

kristie: what, not happy ah, I ASK MY GANG BEAT YOU UP AH! (shows the world peace sign)
coreen: huuuhhhhh, i thought your gang sleeping?
kristie: (wriggles fingers vigorously) your head ah! see my gang wake up want to catch you already! (uses fingers to kiap my flabby arm)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh. her gang is so funny.

if she doesnt appear in braids tomorrow as per promise, i willl attempt to French braid her hair again and disallow her to take the braid off, on account of wanting to torture her by making her look like a complete dry shite.

get your smell back again! i dont feel happy and safe anymore in school. so monotonous and expected.

call me, my shu nu?

Monday, May 08, 2006

kristie's rlly redundant isnt she? always blog and then erh-hmm, so freaking short. and incomprehensible. and when she realises that people wont understand what's she's talking about, she becomes worried and throws in an even more redundant

"that doesnt really make sense, but WHO CARES"

hawhawhaw so cute.

okey friday was veryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery fun. times about 874592121 times the very. awww. sad to say today wasnt. because i dont knw, i felt that i was old and i couldnt laugh as much anymore. i dont knw luuuhhhhh. SHUT UP. IT'S JUST MOOD SWINGS, I GUESS. which happens to happen quite frequently recently. help.

bellebelle, i knw you tried, thanks (: and sorrry for all the bochap face, somehow it came out like that. grah. i'm surprised you're never mad at me for being like this. so great. hahahhhhh.

saturday was fun, though! i had qianhong in the morning, so i reached school at 12 pm, which was the second latest, but i was fashionably late, hello. and it proved my worth- everyone yelled "Coreen lai le!!" how more weida can you get?

supposed to be a dance day, so i threw on movable clothes like this fugly lime green tank top and my favourite jazz pants from Sonata (kristie's mom like it leh!) and slippers, but there's some vainpok named Sarah who actually wore black tank top and a SKIRT. ahhahahhh. crazy how to dance qianhong in a skirt. a mini skirt somemore. chei!

i have no comments on Chenlili's outfit. ahem.

bus came like half an hour late. grah. laoshi was pretty pissed. we all hated the bus uncle (:

WHAT THE HELL WE ARRIVED AT THE PLACE AND I KINDA YELLED OUT "I AM PUT OFF ALREADY, WHO WANTS TO GO TOWNING WITH ME" it was a temple, for goodness's sake. ah. with lotuses everywhere and Buddhas and the Swastika sign EVERYTHING CHINESE.

lift was always full, we took a stairs up to the dining hall, which was quite big, but was self service. which meant that we had to wash our own plates and cutlery. i was quite tickled by the idea of food, but when i came to the picking food part, i was turned off again. lol. there was no nicey stuffs. a lot of curry lentils and brinjals and eggplants and what nots ):

took this thingey which looked like a chicken wing and some pork thingey.
i promptly forgot i was in a Buddhist temple.
bit into this chicken wing and pulled-
the chicken wing unraveled into many layers.
my goodness!
it was made of dou fu pi!


HAHAHAHAHHHHHH! it was so funny, i couldnt stop laughing.
turns out the pork was made of flour. so cool.
laoshi aint a very clean eater. sarah washed her plate LOL. so wei qu.

make-upping was cool, as i did with my longtime make-up partner, who was so into Maybelline, everything was Maybelline. lipstick, mascara, gothic eyeliner, foundation, pink eyeshadow, everything maybelline.

why sarah, you think you worth it meh. choi.

joking. everything except Za blue eyeshadow which i'm fully getting and Loreal rosy blush.

and i loved her Dream Matte foundation can. it's like cream but it turned to powder. matte!

got to the hall and THERE'S THIS BEEG GOLD BUDDHA ON THE STAGE. aw.

performance was okey, except jingwei threw her fan to the audience and they laughed quite loud.

got back to nanyang. stupid bus uncle was late and he crashed the nanyang gate. glass broke onto xinni. wanted to back into the construction site and naomi cheryl bianca lianghui all screamed quite rudely to him to let us out because he just didnt want. he broke windows about two times. and still didnt let us off.

aw. we are so gna sue him, just watch us.

rushed to Fengshan CC! took a cab and kristie bluff me only what, three bucks. I PAID NINE BUCKAROOS hello kristabelle. not streetsmart ): the cabbie was so nice to me! lol he asked me who i voted for as that day was Polling Day, and i was so shocked can! i mean, do i look like 22 or something? and i politely told him i was 14. and he wanted to stop the damn taxi, hahahahhhh. i guess cos my mascara and eyeliner was still on. and i told him oh maybe because i got back from performance, i still had some makeup on. and he said i knew you were a dancer. and he started telling me that i was very talented, cos i'm both in cd and ballet yadayada, having performed in esplanade yada.

told me about his ex lover who was a dancer.

like i care, uncle.
but you're so cute (:
at least you brought me to Fengshan CC.
to my funky friend, kristie, who aint so funky at the moment.

having squeezed a squeaking purple thingey into my ear the moment i arrived.
who said "hi" to an old man out of randomness. i laughed quite hard.
who told everyone my unglam moment during lunch.
her shirt is nice. someday when i go to her house again i'll pretend to borrow it and she'll never see it again. its apple pink, not that sick highlighter pink, and it's roxy jammmmm!

worship was okey. there was one song we sang suring devotion time in phpps. hahahhhhhhh.

went back to her houseeeeee. where things got funkyyyyyy. i liked eating dinner with her family. her parents are not those siao ah kua who push food at you. there was one time i went to carrisa's house and her parents asked me to eat the ass prawn when i told them i was clearly seafood allergic okey.

her parents were nice. dinner was nice. except the part where she plopped ice cubed into my drink and spilled all over my hand.

then we went to her parent's room to watch a movie! and i got snuggly on the couch while she popped in I Not Stupid Too. ahahhaahhhh it was so funny that i laughed, so sad that i cried and had to lean over the grl for a tissue. and she kept looking for a tear drop again. bah.

played in her roooom later that night!

then i went homeeeeeeeeee. and my dad got ready a supper all out for me. actually it aint much because he had a portion himself, he stayed up to watch the election shite.

i stayed up with him too.
dad and me.

the end.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

HELLO EVERYONE. finally you get to read some genuine posts by the genuine poster. HA. coreenlee is dancing her butt off at ballet and TA DA i got the fan flipping thingy that she has to do at chinese dance for qianhong. she was at my house yesterday, then WE WATCHED I NOT STUPID TOO. and hurray! i caught her tear dropping! ((: that was like super UN-glam. especially with me watching! too bad i didnt video it. and i was trying not to get caught by her catching my looking at her cry. and she was trying not to cry and to look at me when i looked at her so i would turn away. that doent really make sense, but WHO CARES> i caught her crying like a baby. hhaah! and so we budged upstairs to my room. and she was saying she has to learn this flipping fan thingy. AND I DID IT! ((: haha. she was like doing it 198470834 times. and kept saying" close okay!" when actually it was AT LEAST A METER away from her reach. kuakua pootpoot. she really wants to do it like me!

Friday, May 05, 2006

interesting?

blog about anything interesting?

BUT EVERYTHING I BLOG IS INTERESTING!

today was very fun, thank you very much. but suddenly i cant remember why it was so fun. except i didnt rlly enjoy PCCG lesson and TCIL. but yes to MATH. not because of the usual pastiche. AND I SO DO NOT WANT TO SEE HIS CURVES.

okey.
maybe i do.
BUT IT'S REFERRING TO QUADRATIC CURVES, MIND YOU BELLEBELLE.

because he does not have physical curves so.
open your eyes, kristie.
yehyeh, fine, your exotic japanese almond shaped eyes.
oh well.

i decided i like your jacket.
because of the smell.
so weird right.
but it makes me happy and safe.

BUT NOTE: IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOU LAH CRAP.
if they make a perfume like that i'll buy a lifetime supply.
so note that it's not cus of you.

tomorrow there's qianhongggg. it caused me unglam moments ): make upping with sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

love coreeny

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

alright poopoo's internet is like sai again, so it's me again, THE FAKE POSERRRRR. anyway it's weida to have me posting here. then again, not rlly because my own blog's configuration like sai also. and apparently i need to read some code to post.

one word: SIAO.
siao ting tong.

been spending quite a lot of days with the poopoo. hawhaw. but it's all for aesthetic purposes can. okey let's seeee:

sunday:
met poopoo at tanah merah station, and chubbs was late. for ten minutes. then we went and did science sia, and it was hell boring okey. ahhhhhhhhh. whatever. at least chooyi ordered mcdonalds which cheered be up abit. ohmy, this sounds so much like hilarey, who thinks that food cheers her up considerably too. and i conclude i like multi-coloured pingpong balls (= which are nice and pingpongey. whatever.

monday:
ahhahahah we needed to find class birthday presents as today was our class birthday! so me and kristabelle decided to go Bugis Point or whatever. nicole and hilarey had other plans, like gng out with modern dance for bernice's birthday, i heard. awwww. met her at bugis but the TRAIN RIDE WAS HORRID.

yeh, there's the part where the doors are, and then flanked by two plastic walls? i was leaning against one, and looking at the person leaning directly opposite me. and then horh, along Outram Park station, that freaky girl THREW UP. like what the hell. so fast can, all i saw was she retching like a pig and then BLLEEEAAARRRGGGHHHHHH. all her half-digested food came spewing up. and she retched and vomit retch and vomit repetitively.

AND LAO NIANG HAS ISSUES WITH VOMIT, BECAUSE LAO NIANG IS EMETOPHOBIC.

which means to have a fear of pukeeeee!

and she threw up IN FRONT OF MEEEE!

hello. i could see everything. the brown and yellow and white vomity flecks coming out of her mouth. with the UUULLLLEEEAAAHHHH sound. oh gosh, i dont even knw how to spell the horrid sound.

guess what i did. i knw you think i prolly would have said "WAH PIANG" and change to the next carriage right? but no lah, i not so mean. i patted her back to see if she would still throw up (thank God she didnt) and offered her my whole packet of Hello Kitty tissues ):

and i asked her whether she was alright, and told her that she should prolly get out at the next station to clean up. and i followed her out okey. of the station. sad to say, under the pretense that i was kind enough to take care of her.

but i wanna change carriage lah )=
i'm a mean ass.
but then, i am seriously very scared of vomit, i dont knw why. and i felt so nauseous i ate a FruitPlus in the station, not caring whether i have to pay 5000 bucks.

whatever. got to Bugis and that girl was so blind, she didnt see me. so dumb.
went-

ALRIGHT BELLE BELLE JUST CALLED ME, I SHALL CONSIDER THIS LATER.